Foot-in-Mouth Disease

I just love sticking my foot in my mouth. It always causes all kinds of problems. Even though I don't know if this is really a problem. It is just kind of annoying. It makes it even worse when I end up telling my business to the one person who really shouldn't know anything about me. Now I have this security guard who watches me like a hawk and a friend who gets a kick out of embarrassing me everytime said security guard is around.

How did I get myself into this one? Jeez, let's see how about saying how I would love to get with another security guard (not the person in question), and he happen to hear everything I said. Now the security guards are not suppose to fratenize with the residents. Now this guy probably thinks I was talking about him. I wouldn't have cared so much if he wasn't so damn goodlooking as well. Now he spends much of his time staring me down, smiling at me, and acting like he's playing with his phone so he has a reason to be within 50 feet of me positioning himself within my direct line of vision so that whenever I look up I'm always looking directly at him. To make matters worse, HE'S NOT AT ALL DISCREET ABOUT IT. Well that's when the other security guards aren't around. Then he tries too hard to act like he doesn't care. He really needs lessons in undercover cruising, and maybe a creativity consultant because that cellphone ploy is starting to get a little old. I kid, but I do like the guy which makes this no fratenizing thing a pain in the ass.